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Doug Morris Is Easy To Bullshit

Wired’s December issue has an insightful interview with Universal CEO Doug Morris in which the embattled executive readily admits to being so ignorant about technology that he didn’t even try to learn how to capitalize on the digital music revolution at the turn of the century. The interview isn’t posted online yet Read the interview here, but this choice excerpt sums it all up:

“There’s no one in the record industry that’s a technologist,” Morris explains. “That’s a misconception writers make all the time, that the record industry missed this. They didn’t. They just didn’t know what to do. It’s like if you were suddenly asked to operate on your dog to remove his kidney. What would you do?”
Personally, I would hire a vet. But to Morris, even that wasn’t an option. “We didn’t know who to hire,” he says, becoming more agitated. “I wouldn’t be able to recognize a good technology person — anyone with a good bullshit story would have gotten past me.”

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It boggles my mind that an entire industry of “business savvy” executives were so myopic, egoistic, and just plain stupid as to not even learn who to talk to about the impact of digital music. I imagine Morris is exaggerating a little bit here. Out of the thousands of employees that worked for the majors in the golden age of 1.1 million first week *NSYNC CD sales, there were at least a handful of people who saw what was coming. Nay, the real problem was the music business’ stubbornness in adapting to the times. In an industry where you’re only as good as your latest numbers, there was no incentive for anyone to look at any sort of long term growth or stability. It was (and to an extent, still is) all about hitting your quarterly numbers no matter the cost. The more likely scenario is that prescient employees drafted up hundreds of pages of meticulously researched reports that were placed in the inboxes of various record label executives only to be summarily ignored and trashed because they had nothing to do with making the 4th quarter margins.

The interview goes on to talk about Universal’s Total Music venture and how Morris’s primary objective nowadays is to unseat iTunes from power. Again, Dougy is missing the point here. Guy, we’re in 2007. No one cares about you trying to show that you have a bigger dick than Steve Jobs. What you should be trying to do is creating a service with the music fan in mind. Make something that puts both Napster circa 2000 and iTunes to shame.

In other words, clone OiNK.

Update: Wired now has the interview online here 

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Trent Reznor Is Being Kept Down By The Man

Nine Inch Nails’ official site for fan produced remixes of Year Zero was supposed to launch last Monday. Unfortunately, according to a post by Trent Reznor on the band’s website, legal issues brought upon by Universal Records, the band’s former label, are the cause of the site’s delay.

Universal feels that if they host our remix site, they will be opening themselves up to the accusation that they are sponsoring the same technical violation of copyright they are suing these companies for. Their premise is that if any fan decides to remix one of my masters with material Universal doesn’t own – a “mash-up”, a sample, whatever – and upload it to the site, there is no safe harbor under the DMCA (according to Universal) and they will be doing exactly what MySpace and YouTube are doing.

While Universal’s legal concerns are legitimate, the overall situation is, in one word, bullshit. Doing exactly “what MySpace and YouTube are doing” is building your consumer base. It’s nice that Universal isn’t so myopic as to prevent Reznor from launching the site, but by taking this course of action, they are implicitly condoning “what MySpace and YouTube are doing”.

Situations like this are exactly why the major labels are fading into irrelevancy. Like the Napster situation before it, if only someone saw user generated content as an opportunity to evolve the way their business instead of futilely trying to stop the juggernaut of technological evolution, they might not be in the situation they are in now. Unfortunately, they tying their own nooses with legal red tape.

Read Trent’s Post [nin.com]

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Bono Talks About And Sings Along To Unreleased U2 Song

Well it’s holiday shopping season again and you know what that means. Bands/record labels re-releasing old albums with a smidgen of new content in an attempt to get people to re-buy their favorite albums. I had thought U2 to be above this sort of thing but apparently they’re not. In fact they’re taking it one step further and going CAPCOM on us by re-releasing The Joshua Tree in a 2 CD deluxe edition and also a 2 CD/1 DVD box set Limited Edition Super Deluxe.

Fortunately, this re-release seems to have some substance as it contains 14 unreleased songs from The Joshua Tree recording sessions. The Limited Edition Super Deluxe will also have a DVD of a 1987 gig the band did at the Hippodrome de Vincennes in Paris. Since I’m a sucker for high quality video of live U2 performances, I plunked down my $47.99 to pre-order the Limited Edition Super Deluxe. I can’t help but feel shitty for doing so though.

The video above is Bono explaining and singing along to one of the unreleased tracks, Wave of Sorrow. I’m not terribly impressed by the song, but then again, it’s pretty hard to get a good impression from an embedded video of Bono singing along with a tape in the background.

Waves of Sorrow [u2.com]

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Radiohead Cover The Smiths, Joy Division, Bjork, Also Engage In Hilarity


Yesterday evening, Radiohead turned on the webcams for a sexy striptease show another one of their zany webcasts. Every few years or so, the band fills the interweb tubes with silly skits, band member DJ’ing, and live performances.

Performance highlights included covers of The Smiths – Headmaster Ritual (which is the embedded video above), Bjork – Unravel, and Joy Division/New Order – Ceremony. The band also played a few songs of their own, including a couple from their new album In Rainbows. By far the most memorable skit for me was the edit of the ending of the movie Se7en. Morgan Freeman opens the box at the end of the movie to find… a Thom Yorke head singing 15 Step! wat.

Pearly * from the Mortigi Tempo boards has up an excellent compilation of highlights from the broadcast with downloadable mp3s and videos to boot!

Download and watch the highlights [Mortigi Tempo]

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Michael Jackson is White on Both Sides

 

Ebony has scored the first interview with Michael Jackson in over a decade.  The interview will be run in the December 07 issue of the magazine, with Jackson on the cover.  Honestly ‘d be surprised if Jackson is even coherent throughout the interview.  The dude has been the butt of many a South Park episode/SNL Skit/one liner since the turn of the millennium.  He hasn’t made relevant music in well over a decade.  His appearance at the World Music Awards last year looked positively awful.  And now there are rumors of him working with will.i.am and 50 Cent on a new record? Come on.  Yes, I know he made Thriller, but that was over 25 years ago.  He went crazy about 15 years ago and now it’s too late to recapture the talent he had.  Just give it up already MJ and leave us with the memories.

Judging by that headline and that cover, though, there is a shocking secret part of Africa filled with native white men wearing white suits.  I’m pumped to read this issue, because this is the first I’ve heard of this phenomenon.  How did they keep this hidden African oasis secret for so long?

Michael Jackson in Ebony [Reuters]

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Kid Rock Calls Bob Lefsetz Out

I’ve been an avid subscriber to the Lefsetz Letter for a couple of years now. At first I was surprised and impressed by the insight Bob showed in his hourly/daily/weekly rants about the shortcomings of the music industry. As time went on, though, it quickly became apparent that the dude just regurgitates the same things over and over again with RANDOMLY capitalized words. One can only read about Bob’s emo ski trips so many times before wanting to take a toaster into the bathtub.

However, I keep myself on the mailing list, simply for the entertainment value when Bob makes an over the top sexual connotation or when celebrities write in. I just received this lovely letter from Kid Rock to Bob:

Im sure its difficult to sit on the bench while us folks play in the big game. Your a failed musician with a big mouth.

You try to make a name for yourself with half ass opinions based on everyone who is actually trying to do something in music. Yet you do NOTHING but talk. See you on the streets you punk ass mother fucker!!!

Kid Rock

I, for one, would love to see Kid Rock duke it out with Bob. Unless Bob has been taking secret Karate lessons over at the Cobra Kai Dojo, his only shot would be to challenge Mr. Rock to a grammar-off. Sadly, I haven’t really been keeping up with how the kids score those these days. Are more points deducted for random capitalization of WORDS or for improper use of contractions and verb tense?

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When Nerds and Gangsta Rap Collide

ice cube graph

Taking a page (card) out of indexed, some brilliant mathematician has made a number of LOLtastic graphs based on hip-hop song lyrics. Who knew using Microsoft Office could be so fun?

(Warning: intelligence and rough knowledge of rap lyrics required for the LOL’s)

See the funny here [ gRAPhs]

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New Saul Williams Album Unlocked And Available For Download

niggy tardust

Hot on the heels of the recent “pay what you want” Radiohead album release, Saul Williams’ new album, Niggy Tardust, is unlocked and ready to be consumed by the masses. The slam poet cum hip-hop artist’s album distribution method is very similar to that of In Rainbows in that listeners can choose to either pay or not pay for the digital download. However, unlike the Radiohead release, listeners have only one price they can pay for the album ($5) AND they have a choice in which file format they receive their music in.

According to the order page at niggytardust.com:

If you choose to pay for the record, your download will be available in the following formats:

  • 192Kbps MP3
  • 320Kbps MP3
  • FLAC lossless audio

If you choose not to pay for the record, you will receive it in 192Kbps MP3 format.

All versions include a PDF with artwork and lyrics

Those of you who read my earlier rant on digital music can infer that I’m very excited by the options offered by Mr. Williams and his producer, Trent Reznor. One of the biggest problems I had with the Radiohead release was that there was no way for me to obtain any sort of high quality version of the album without paying the $80USD or so for the physical product. Kudos to Saul and Trent for offering the right file formats (and encoded with LAME too!) to people who want them. Bonus points for including artwork and lyrics. This is the product digital music retailers should have been selling from the get-go.

As for the music itself, well, my slow-ass internet connection is still downloading the .zip file now so I can’t provide any initial impressions yet. BUT, I hear there’s a pretty awesome cover of U2’s Sunday Bloody Sunday which has my panties wet with excitement.

Download the album [Niggytardust.com]

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Cutting OiNK Out Of Your Diet

no piggy

Normally, eating less bacon leads to a healthier life. In the wake of the OiNK music torrent sharing site shutdown last week, though, less piggy in your system turns out to not be so good for you.

Much has been debated and written about the topic already. If you haven’t read Demonbaby’s excellent rant yet, I HIGHLY recommend you do so. It’s a bit long, but articulates the significance and background of OiNK very well. Many of my sentiments are echoed within that post.

Since I used to work for a legal music download service, I feel compelled to throw my two cents in on the topic of digital music distribution.

One of the biggest reasons why legitimate digital music services are not offering great solutions for music fans is that the people selling the music simply do not get it. There is a disconnect between everyone involved. The record labels don’t understand why offering a DRM-infused song file is anathema to what the customer wants. The digital retailers don’t understand what the consumer wants exactly. They proclaim to want DRM-less files because that means their potential market is bigger. Then they can sell their wares to people with iPods, Zunes, Walkmans, or any music player. What they don’t understand is that a 128kbps AAC or WMA file is nowhere near “CD quality”. They assume that since the average person can’t tell the difference between bitrates, there’s no point in wasting bandwidth and storage space for higher quality song files.

Which is simply insulting.
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U2 Plan To Build Tallest Building In Dublin

U2 have proposed renovations of the Clarence Hotel in Dublin costing £100 million. The new hotel, constructed on land the band bought in 1992, would become the tallest building in Dublin. However, part of the plan calls for the demolition of several heritage buildings under the city’s protection. Ironically, it seems as if the band wants to retain its legacy while shattering others’.

I’ll admit that U2 is my favorite band, but lately it has been living up to its increasing reputation as an egoistic entity. Something about bands putting their name on lavishly expensive luxury skyscraper hotels rubs me the wrong way. It seems as if the band is trying everything it can to not make music.

Do us a favor, guys, and stop embarrassing yourselves. Although if the last album was any indication, maybe they should start taking some real estate courses.

Read More [skynews]

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