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GDC: Bungie’s Next Game Is An MMO

Update: Looks like this was a “joke” by Bungie. Coulda fooled me.

From IGN:

At a panel session at the Game Developers Conference in San Francisco today, Bungie lead network engineer David Aldridge confirmed to attendees that the developer’s next title is a “massively multiplayer action game.”

Rumors about the game have bounced around the internet in recent weeks, with anonymous sources describing the new project as “WoW in space.” At his talk, titled “I Shot You First: Networking the Gameplay of Halo: Reach,” Aldridge specifically noted that the title is not “WoW in space.” So there you have it.

I never liked Planetside because the action felt really fake and sluggish. Bungie has made some of the tightest controlling shooters ever. Put them in charge of a Massively Multiplayer action title and you suddenly have a shot at making the first MMO shooter that has a shot at being as great as World of Warcraft.

GDC: Bungie’s Next Game Is An MMO – Xbox 360 News at IGN.

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Ubisoft’s We Dare Is The Most Ridiculous Video Game Ever

The closest explanation I can give for this new Ubisoft Wii game is that it’s a really silly version of “Truth or Dare,” without the Truth part. Watch this video trailer first and then we’ll talk.

The original trailer (with the tagline “Have A Spicy Evening!”) has been region locked away from the US, probably because we Americans were giggling like school girls over all the sexual things going on in this video. Nevermind the fact that the only way this game would work is if you were extremely attractive and the only other people you were playing with were also genetic specimens. Actually, the only way this game would work is if the experience was a one to one re-creation of the trailer with the exact same people involved. Otherwise, I’d prefer to skip the foreplay, ma’am.

Now that I think about it, it’s good that this game is currently set for release in Europe only. From what I’ve seen in the movies, those people are always more attractive than Americans anyway. Could you imagine the People of Walmart playing this game? Enjoy the mental images. They’re yours to keep.

Since some of you can’t see the original trailer anymore, I’ve taken the liberty of capturing the different “secret endings” to the trailer. (Originally, you could click on each of the codes at the end of the trailer to choose your own ending). Not to spoil anything, but they end in either sexy time or hilarious dude on dude action.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9ZYbwyaiH4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2W3zNwpz1I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV9ljkaesLg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXxjvnAXpaY

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Eurogramer’s Xperia Play Android Hands On (“Playstation Phone”)

This whole “Playstation Phone” reeks of half-assedness by Sony. Not to take anything away from the Sony Ericsson guys, but it sounds like theres not a whole lot of synergy going on with them and the Playstation folks. I mean, they’re refusing to put any sort of official Playstation branding on the thing! What does that tell us? Probably that the Xperia Play is doomed to be a first generation flop due to the fact that the Playstation team really hasn’t finalized their mobile platform yet.

They’re going to need a whole lot more than emulated Playstation One titles and ported iPhone/Symbian game titles from Gameloft and EA to come up with a compelling reason to pick this phone because lets face it, you’re only getting this phone because you want to play games on it. Otherwise you’d get an iPhone or any of the more advanced Android phones.

I think the only way we’ll see a decent Playstation Phone is after the NGP becomes a reality and Sony finally gets their platform somewhat mature. Ideally this would mean adding phone functionality to the NGP, but that’s clearly not in the cards anytime soon. We’re probably at least a year and a half away from a “true” Playstation Phone.

Xperia Play may well be the best phone to play traditional games on, but it seems unlikely to divert the mobile market away from its focus on simple touch-screen games – unless Sony Computer Entertainment puts its considerable muscle behind the platform.

Will SCE insist on Xperia Play support as standard for all Suite games? Or will Sony Ericsson have to chase down developers individually, as it has done for the phone’s launch line-up? Just how integrated are the plans of Sony’s PlayStation business and its mobile phone manufacturer?

via Eurogamer – Xperia Play Android Hands On – Page 3 | Eurogamer.net.

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Valentine’s Day Gift Buying Guide Video From Apeture Science/Valve

I did not know most of these facts about Valentine’s Day gifts.

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Every Band on Tour Needs HelloGoodBye’s Magic Gaming Box

We always think of rock stars as having every luxury accommodation imaginable when they tour, but this obviously isn’t the case for bands that aren’t U2.

Joseph Marro, keyboardist/guitarist for the band HelloGoodBye wrote a guest piece for Kotaku talking about their tour setup for video games:

The remainder of the year, we’re in a trusty 15 passenger van towing a trailer full of gear. In said trailer are guitars, amps, merchandise, various cables, and the most importantly, the Mobile Gaming Unit.

The unit is comprised of a roadcase housing an Xbox 360, a 22-inch TV, a power conditioner, four controllers, and plenty of games. So precious, that it is the first piece of gear to be loaded out and the last to be loaded in. All one needs to do is flip up the top and plug it in. Perfect for dressing room gaming.

Also, I once played Halo in the back of the band Kill Hannah’s tour van.

They kicked my ass.

Read on Kotaku: Every Band on Tour Needs HelloGoodBye’s Magic Gaming Box.

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11 signs you’re no longer a hard-core gamer

I was never much of a “system fanboy,” so that one doesn’t apply to me, but a lot of these qualities do. Sometimes I just want to play a game to feel awesome, which isn’t necessarily playing on the highest difficulty or online with really skilled players.

You prefer playing against the computer

Online gaming against real people has become depressing – it exposes your faded, spoon-sharp reflexes and you abhor the trash-talk from 12-year old fanboys. You prefer playing offline against the computer because a game’s algorithms are slightly more predictable. And, once you master the scripted patterns of play, you stand a real chance of being good… of actually winning. And that feels great, doesn’t it? Ranking second-bottom on a multiplayer leader board doesn’t.

Read More: 11 signs you’re no longer a hard-core gamer | News | TechRadar UK.

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CircBoard for Xbox Redefines Console Typing

This is a really interesting idea to streamline text entry for game consoles when using controllers. Why didn’t Sony or Microsoft think of this to start with?

Unfortunately, I doubt this or any sort of new UI will gain enough traction this console generation unless Sony or Microsoft decide to upheave their consoles and incorporate it into a mandatory system update.

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Activision Kills Guitar Hero

“Due to continued declines in the music genre, the company will disband Activision Publishing’s Guitar Hero business unit and discontinue development on its Guitar Hero game for 2011” –Activision financial statement

Perhaps “killed” may be too strong of a word, as I’m sure down the road someone will revive the franchise. It’s just too strong of a brand to write off forever.

Activision Publishing CEO Eric Hirshberg from December 2010:

“It’s no secret that not just Guitar Hero, but also Rock Band, and the music category in general, do not have the same mass appeal today that they did a few years ago,” he said.

“That said, I think that we would be foolish to not try and build on the strength of the Guitar Hero brand, because as you said, it’s a pretty strong brand with great recognition and great likeability, and there’s a lot to work with there.”

However, there’s no question we needed a break from the over-saturation of the franchise that Activision shoved down our throats the past few years.

Hope you liked what you have wrought, Uncle Bobby.

Read More: Activision kills Guitar Hero News – Page 1 | Eurogamer.net.

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Dead Space 2 Hand Cannon/Foam Finger Hard Core Mode Unlock

Wow, can’t say I saw this Foam Finger weapon coming as a reward for finishing Dead Space 2 on the hardest difficulty. It’s both the coolest and most annoying weapon I’ve seen in a game yet.

PEW PEW PEW BANG BANG BANG PEW BANG PEW BANG

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Sony NGP (PSP2) Announcement Reaction, (Or How I Got A Nerd Boner Last Night)

Originally published on Lalawag

Last night during their Playstation Meeting 2011 event in Tokyo, Sony announced their next portable gaming device, the PSP2 “Next Generation Portable” (NGP).

This baby’s got almost every gaming and technological innovation from the past 5 years, including dual touchpads, dual analog sticks, dual cameras, six-axis motion sensing, a high resolution OLED display, 3G and WiFi connectivity, and heck why not throw in that built in GPS. There’s a laundry list of features so we’re going to windmill slam that spec sheet right in front of you here:

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