bob lefsetz Archive

0

Ticketmaster “Full Disclosure Pricing” Does Not Actually Disclose All

I recently read the Lefsetz Letter about Ticketmaster CEO Irving Azoff announcing new “Full Disclosure Pricing”  on Twitter:

@irvingazoff: New TM full disclosure pricing! http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0D00448D1A496EA9?brand=&tm_link=tm_homeA_g7&hot_ticket_brand=home

Now that’s a little thin on explanation so here’s Irving shedding a little more light on the matter:

“Correct.  Since acts, promoters and venues are fighting full disclosure all-in pricing that consumers want, TM is unilaterally doing this.  Needless to say a major promoter has already written to us demanding we stop. Go ahead and print if you want Bob.   Thanks.  Irving”

Cool, so now we get to see how much show prices really are without having to go through the song and dance of pretending to buy a ticket right?

Not exactly.

While each event page now shows a price including “fees”, there’s no mention of the “order processing charge” that will get tacked onto your order once you actually get down to putting on your billing info. This charge is roughly around $4-$5. (In Irving’s Carrie Underwood link above, it’s $4)

But that’s not all.

I bought a pair of Arcade Fire tickets for the Los Angeles show last week and not only was there a $4.80 “order processing charge” for a pair of tickets, Ticketmaster was now having the gall to charge $4 for “standard mailing.”

[rant start]

That’s right, we’re now charged an absurd $4 to be mailed tickets via a 35 cent envelope (I know because I’m staring at a ticketmaster envelope postmark right now). The “free” standard mail delivery option used to be the only thing I could mollify myself with if I bought tickets for a show months in advance. Now I don’t even have the option to pay $2.50 for the privilege to print my own ticket. The cheapest option was a $3 fee to go to a Macy’s or some retail outlet and have them print out tickets for me.

Are you kidding me? $3 to make an out of the way trip to a retail outlet to have them print out something for me?

Mr. Azoff, go back and hide the fees from me until the end step if it’s going to end up costing me an extra $4 to buy a 35 cent postage stamp. What’s next, a $2.75 fee to send them a Self Addressed Stamped Envelope for them to mail my tickets?

[/end rant]

Don’t get me wrong, the idea of a “Full Disclosure Pricing” sounds swell to me as a consumer. I’d love to eyeball an event page and be able to figure out if I can afford to go or not without 5 minutes of fumbling with Captcha work. Perhaps this is how Ticketmaster should have done business from the beginning. Regardless, with the way Mr. Azoff talks about it, you’d think that Ticketmaster had unilaterally cut fees to the consumer by 75% or something equally revolutionary. Now wouldn’t that be something to get excited about.

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, though. I do realize that Ticketmaster is walking a tightrope with event promoters, venues, and artists in terms of who gets paid what and how much. But please, if you’re going to advertise “Full Disclosure Pricing”, try to actually disclose the final price before trumpeting yourself as a hero of the consumer.

0

Dear Bob Lefsetz, Aerosmith Only Guitar Hero Is Not That Awesome

Ah, the mainstream penetration of everyone’s favorite guitar playing simulator, Guitar Hero.  Even our favorite video game newbie Bob Lefsetz deemed the latest entry into the franchise, Guitar Hero: Aerosmith worthy of mention in his latest email newsletter.  Unfortunately for Bob, his glowing enthusiasm for the newly announced title is not shared by members of the gaming community, myself included.  I wrote an animated reply back to him which I’ll post in its entirety after the jump.

My email may be a little acerbic, but something about communicating with Lefsetz gets me in a CAPITALIZING MOOD.  The fact of the matter is, Activision has severely diluted the Guitar Hero brand by releasing so many expansions/”sequels” in such a short time frame.  In a 12 month window we’ll have had Guitar Hero: Rocks the 80’s, Guitar Hero 3, and Guitar Hero: Aerosmith.  None of these titles have advanced the core gameplay of the series in a significant way.  They all basically amount to song expansion packs.  While this may be fine and dandy for fans of the game who just want more tracks (or for aging rock bands to feel like they’re relevant again), but I feel that Guitar Hero is no longer synonymous with cool, innovative rhythm gaming.  It’s just about become like The Sims and its shamelessly exploited expansion packs.  A mainstream, casual gaming cash cow for sure, but zero credibility with gaming connoisseurs.  Understandable from a business perspective, but don’t go around plugging Guitar Hero like it’s Animal Collective.

Read the rest of this entry »

0

Bob Lefsetz Thrusted His Arm At U2 3D

Music industry hyperbole-sensei, Bob Lefsetz viewed the new U2 3D movie on IMAX recently and has wasted no time in imparting his CAPS LOCK LADEN opinion to loyal Lefsetz Letter readers.

Don’t go to the Website, don’t watch the trailer, stop reading this right now and get your ass to the THEATRE!

Apparently he enjoyed it.  So much so that he did what is quite possibly the pottiest thing a human can do at a movie theater:

I thrust my arm in the air and sang along even though Felice and I were the only people in the theatre!

Much love to Felice who was probably shaking her head at lil’ Bobby.

That being said, I’ve viewed the film myself and I must say it was simply amazing.  3D films have an unfair stigma of being cheesy/corny/gimmicky, but this film is certainly none of those things.  It’s the closest experience to actually being at a live music concert.  Now, that may seem like a trite statement, but I mean it in full earnest.  The 3D effects in the film are tastefully done, so much so that you almost don’t even notice them there.  It just feels natural.  Yet you’ve never experienced something like it before.  That, my friends, is a true mark of innovation.

I’ve seen U2 four times and each time I waited 8 hours in front of the venue in order to get a prime spot in the pit for the show.  Does the movie match that experience of the concert?  Of course not, there’s just no way to replicate the vibe, the intensity, the MUSIC of being there in person.  But you could argue the experience of the movie might exceed that of being in the nosebleed seats, and Lefsetz, in fact, does mention this.  I got goosebumps and chills while viewing the movie as if I was at a real U2 show.

While I can’t bring myself to slather on anymore hyperbole, I will say that Lefsetz is right about this one.  Whether or not you like U2, do yourself a favor and go see this film.  You won’t regret it.

Read Lefsetz on U2 3D [lefsetz.com]

0

LOLinator Translates Websites To Normal Internet Speech

This fun little site will take a website and make it a necklace a page full of deliciously funny lolcat speech.

Something I discovered is that this wondrous invention actually makes Lefsetz Letters into readable posts.

3

Kid Rock Calls Bob Lefsetz Out

I’ve been an avid subscriber to the Lefsetz Letter for a couple of years now. At first I was surprised and impressed by the insight Bob showed in his hourly/daily/weekly rants about the shortcomings of the music industry. As time went on, though, it quickly became apparent that the dude just regurgitates the same things over and over again with RANDOMLY capitalized words. One can only read about Bob’s emo ski trips so many times before wanting to take a toaster into the bathtub.

However, I keep myself on the mailing list, simply for the entertainment value when Bob makes an over the top sexual connotation or when celebrities write in. I just received this lovely letter from Kid Rock to Bob:

Im sure its difficult to sit on the bench while us folks play in the big game. Your a failed musician with a big mouth.

You try to make a name for yourself with half ass opinions based on everyone who is actually trying to do something in music. Yet you do NOTHING but talk. See you on the streets you punk ass mother fucker!!!

Kid Rock

I, for one, would love to see Kid Rock duke it out with Bob. Unless Bob has been taking secret Karate lessons over at the Cobra Kai Dojo, his only shot would be to challenge Mr. Rock to a grammar-off. Sadly, I haven’t really been keeping up with how the kids score those these days. Are more points deducted for random capitalization of WORDS or for improper use of contractions and verb tense?

1

Really Potty Guy Plays Crysis On Three Monitors

Now I’ll be the first to admit to being an uber-nerd for buying a $400 graphics card specifically to play the most beautiful video game ever. But this awesome mensch manages to beat me in every possible way by rigging Crysis to run on THREE 24″ LCD Monitors at the same time.

Bob Lefsetz would have to blow his wad SEVERAL TIMES to FILL the real estate of these DISPLAYS.

Watch It.

(the embedded code isn’t working for now so just click through to it)