Video Of The Month
– Posted on September 4, 2008Posted in: Internet Phenomena
Potty Archive
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Ernest Borgnine Has A Secret To Tell You
– Posted on August 14, 2008Posted in: Internet Phenomena
Whew. I can rest easy knowing I will live a long life like 91 year old Ernest Borgnine.
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OMG, A-Rod! ROTFLMAO
– Posted on June 17, 2008Posted in: Sports
Looks like Alex Rodriguez should have been in those Cingular texting commercials where the little girl talks about texting her BFF Jill all the time. Except he would be texting his BFF Pete Rose.
According to a recent ESPN The Magazine article, A-Rod and baseball’s all-time hits leader developed a relationship in 2006 based almost entirely on text messaging:
By spring training in 2006, their text messages began in earnest. And A-Rod is a text-messaging fool. He’ll text Yankees players, coaches and staffers … even when they’re sitting 15 feet away in the same clubhouse. He’ll text “LOL” when something amuses him, and he’ll text 🙁 when he’s bummed.
No wonder Jeter and A-Rod don’t get along. Jetes probably didn’t return a text message one day and A-Rod acted passive-aggressive the next time they saw each other and the whole thing just snowballed into a full blown “I hate you” deal.
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I Weep For Humanity
– Posted on June 16, 2008Posted in: Internet Phenomena, Video Games
Many of you may heard of Will Wright’s upcoming “revolutionary” game, Spore.
Some of you may know that EA is selling the “Creature Creator” portion of the game later this week (for $9.95) so people can get a head start on making their own creatures for the game.
A few of you may have even downloaded the leaked demo of said Creature Creator which has 25% of the body parts for you to play with.
But I guarantee that none of you are prepared to view the creation in the video above. It scoffs at all of the amateurs who hastily created penis or even goatse creatures as their first creations. Instead, it serves as the torchbearer for what the human spirit can accomplish on the internet.
(video after the jump may be NSFW if you are in a very conservative environment)
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A New Internet Catchphrase Is Born
– Posted on June 12, 2008Posted in: Internet Phenomena, Politics
I don’t know how I missed this earlier this week, but Fox News anchor, E.D. Hill, calling Barack and Michelle Obama doing a fist bump, a “Terrorist Fist-Jab” is definitely one of the pottiest things I’ve heard all year.
Sadly, Ms. Hill has lost her show. On the bright side, she’s coined a catchphrase that will surely linger on the interwebs for years to come.
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The Onion Has Exclusive On New WoW Expansion: The World of World of Warcraft
– Posted on June 10, 2008Posted in: Video Games
It’s uncanny how realistic they can make video games these days.
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Shatner’s Cover of Pulp’s Common People Set To Animated Star Trek
– Posted on June 9, 2008Posted in: Internet Phenomena
This is awesome.
(Thanks to Andy K for the tip!)
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Olivia Munn Is Potty
– Posted on June 8, 2008Posted in: TV, Video Games
I’ve never watched G4 TV before, but this clip of Olivia Munn kinda makes me want to start watching “Attack of the Show.”
I think I’m in love.
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The Wu-Tang Clan Launch Chess Community Site
– Posted on June 4, 2008Posted in: Internet Phenomena, Music
I wouldn’t be the first one in line to join a social network for either chess or The Wu-Tang clan, but shit, if you combine the two? I’m there. Especially when the tag line for the site is:
WuChess taking the game of life to the next level.
Wuchess promises the ability to play live chess versus humans or an AI, partcipate in tournaments, social networking, create chess clans, or even play against the RZA, the GZA, and the rest of the Wu-Tang clan.
Unfortunately, this fun is going to cost you $40 up front per year to join. I really wish they had a free portion of the site to try out as $40 is a pretty big investment to ask of new users without letting them test drive it.
Hopefully cooler heads will prevail and they’ll open up the site soon.
Check Out Wuchess [wuchess.com]
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Your Chance To Teabag Death Cab For Cutie In Call Of Duty 4
– Posted on May 14, 2008Posted in: Music, Video Games
If you think Death Cab For Cutie is too “emo” for this world, now’s your chance to virtually teabag them after shooting them to death online!
Nick and Jason from DCFC will be playing Call of Duty 4 against any and all thirteen year olds opponents this Friday, May 16th from 7:30-9:30 EST. You’ll only be able to play against them if you have the Xbox 360 version of the game, though.
If you’re an Xbox LIVE Gold member, and you want a chance to play with Death Cab for Cutie, send a friend request to the following Gamertags and be online half an hour before (7:00 P.M. ET) the Game with Fame session starts at 7:30 P.M. ET on Friday, May 16:
- GWF DCFC Nick
- GWF DCFC Jason
It’s too bad there’s no extra in game challenge XP awards for killing indie rockers, that should be good for at least 1000xp in game.
Game With Fame: Death Cab For Cutie [xbox.com]